003 – overall, I don’t like tv

The programmes are boring and on the rare occasion someone comes up with something new it’s immediately reinvented in some dreary kind of way.

This isn’t always a bad thing however – the scariest sounding show I’ve heard of, but (thankfully) never seen, is the German show about who’s got the fastest sperm. I guess only guys get a chance to contribute…but it would be funny to find something like a lemur that has sperm as fast as the speed of lightning and enter it.

The sperm, not the lemur.

Keep it seemly.

 

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