Overheard on Lambton Quay…
Voice 1: How was the weekend?
Voice 2: Good. Snoop Dogg concert Thursday night.
Voice 1: He’s a badass.
Voice 2: Lardass more like.
Voice 1: Eh?
Voice 2: Blimmin’ wasted!
Voice 1: Stoned?
Voice 2: Nah, my money.
Voice 1: Stink!
Voice 2: Yeah.