Every so often someone pops up and looks at me as though I’ve just crawled out from under a rock, and bleats in this vile nasal whine, “Oh my god, you mean you haven’t seen …insert movie title here…?” and then they scowl at me like I should know better, and what right have I got to continue living as such a cultural dweeb?
It’s trashy and cheap, I know, but I just don’t feel the urge to pay real money and invest real time to see crap movies. And the Academy Award winner doesn’t necessarily make it a good movie. Movies are like tv – fun to make, but who wants to watch one?
Fortunately, a solution now exists for me to be less of a cultural dweeb. AngryAlien has reinvented the movie for people like me. Thank you, AngryAlien. I haven’t watched them all, but I know I will.